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Post by blahdiddy2003 on Jun 26, 2011 21:05:34 GMT -5
Oddly enough one of the boys seemed to have an "I'm with stupid ----->" sign pasted on his back. It was yellow with red letters.
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Post by alicemalice on Jun 26, 2011 21:21:41 GMT -5
The White Rabbit tossed her rabbit ears into the garbage as she exited. The cops were pulling up to the front of the club. She ran out with the rest of the crowd, her boys in tow. "We're ditching the van TweedleDee and Tweedledum. After tonight I can afford another."
She laughed. They hadn't noticed the sign on Tweedledum's back.
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Post by blahdiddy2003 on Jun 26, 2011 21:32:26 GMT -5
The sign then did something strange. It morphed into a duck face with white goggles,black lenses included. "Hey I also do impressions!" It then flew onto the ground in front of the rabbit and morphed into a duck version of Groucho Marks,pacing around the woman wagging a cigar. "You know a man is only as old as the woman he feels."
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Post by alicemalice on Jun 26, 2011 21:50:26 GMT -5
The White Rabbit stopped and looked to her minions. "Um...are you guys seeing this? I didn't take any hits tonight."
She stepped around him and started to head down the alleyway. "I'm sorry Dodo but I'm already terribly late!"
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Post by blahdiddy2003 on Jun 26, 2011 22:12:45 GMT -5
"Dodo?!" He rushed after her. "You see an umbrella on my head,lady?" He queired as his arm stretched to a nearby lamp post and his body soon followed to it. Stopping in front of her, he morphed into a duck with a read unitard with a yellow belt,again with the goggles. His hair morphed into a small cowlick.. "I'm a D-U-C-K. I may be one of a kind but I'm not extinct." He proudly stated, his thumbs under his pits and smirking.
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Post by alicemalice on Jun 26, 2011 22:28:05 GMT -5
The White Rabbit stopped again and furrowed her brows together. She leaned forward and inspected his features. "Curiouser and curiouser...a duck then."
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Post by blahdiddy2003 on Jun 26, 2011 22:35:19 GMT -5
The duck flexed his seemingly thin arm making a large muscle appear. "Not just ANY duck, toots.The RUBBER duck!"
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Post by alicemalice on Jun 26, 2011 22:56:12 GMT -5
"So you are, Rubber Duck. But if you will excuse me. I have places to be." The White Rabbit waved at him then began to run down the alleyway, her henchmen catching up behind her.
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Post by blahdiddy2003 on Jun 26, 2011 23:03:02 GMT -5
Rubber Duck smirked as he grew wheels on his webbed feet and started skating after them quietly.
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Post by alicemalice on Jun 26, 2011 23:24:09 GMT -5
They made a few turns through alleyways and stopped at a dumpster. She was slipping off the rest of her clothing and pulled a small suitcase from the inside. The White Rabbit began slipping on a pair of jeans and a Alice in Wonderland t-shirt. She whipped off her unusual makeup on a piece of cloth. "This night hasn't gone as planned. I got distracted by the Cheshire and then that..Duck. Not good at all boys. We need a ride."
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Post by blahdiddy2003 on Jun 29, 2011 0:12:57 GMT -5
A giant white van was parked a few feet away from the club,unlocked and ripe for the taking.
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Post by alicemalice on Jun 29, 2011 0:21:09 GMT -5
As White Rabbit finished pulling on the rest of her clothes she looked over to the van. "That' will work. Boys, will you?"
Tweedledee grabbed at the drivers side door and yanked it off it's hinges.
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Post by blahdiddy2003 on Jun 29, 2011 0:38:26 GMT -5
The van stayed still but on the inside it was swearing like Richard Pryor on fire.
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Post by alicemalice on Jun 29, 2011 0:43:28 GMT -5
The white Rabbit shoveled the boys in and went to start up the van. "I knew I should have gotten my rabbit ready for today. But nope. Couldn't quite go my way."
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Post by blahdiddy2003 on Jun 29, 2011 0:50:33 GMT -5
The van started up,the seat belt rested on White Rabbit and moved slightly as if it could feel her.
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Post by alicemalice on Jun 29, 2011 21:09:01 GMT -5
The White Rabbit had already begun driving when she felt it move. She looked down confused. "What the?"
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Post by blahdiddy2003 on Jun 30, 2011 17:06:15 GMT -5
The seat belt then stayed still,from the outside the van's front bumper seemed to curve up,forming a smile.
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Post by alicemalice on Jun 30, 2011 20:52:37 GMT -5
The White Rabbit headed towards one of her hideouts, an old closed down bookstore. "That could have gone better, but at least there is time left for tea."
She hopped out of the van. "Tweedledee, please dump the van in the lake. I don't need it anymore."
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Post by blahdiddy2003 on Jun 30, 2011 20:55:38 GMT -5
The van kept note of the bookstore's adress,ready to get back need be.
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Post by alicemalice on Jun 30, 2011 21:11:56 GMT -5
Tweedledee hopped into the van and drove it into a lake a few minutes later.
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